…and that feature just cost me real actual money to enable! Lookee – principles in action!

there will be no adverts in heaven
though there may well be adverts in hell
I imagine the Lord would have issues with Ford
if they called up St. Peter to sell

‘A Mondeo for Jesus! And if the Lord pleases
there’s interest-free credit for all!
don’t think about sins, we’ve got 19-inch rims
and a wide-boy exhaust for St.Paul’

no there will be no adverts in heaven
surely marketing men are all damned
I’m sure they’d excel in the boardroom in hell
telling Satan to strengthen his brand.

‘We must make the latest flames hotter!
half-price on all dungeons for four!
our interest-free loans aren’t secured on your homes,
we’ll just take your soul evermore!’

So I’ll leave you for now with a warning,
do not believe all that you see.
For that god of the market, the corporate target,
is living inside your TV!

Ta-da, boom boom etc.

Oh, and I’m not joking, by the way….

-jka